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The final instalment so let's hassle Jazz with some amazing and gay (for k4t) questions!
 

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1. Fancy a shag.....??

2. Fancy carly.....??

3. Fancy K4t or any other of the guys on hear.........(chiboygeorge doesn't count for obvious reasons...lol)

4. Who was your first male crush.......??

5. Female first crush...........(as in fancied not something K4t would imagine...lol...)

6. What's your wifes/girlfriends name......??.......

(only joking)

7. What's your pet name for your wife/girlfriend.....??
 

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Keano4taoiseach said:
1. Fancy a shag.....?? yes please but not from u bertie.......
2. Fancy carly.....?? thats for you lot to wonder about ;)

3. Fancy K4t or any other of the guys on hear.........(chiboygeorge doesn't count for obvious reasons...lol) ehhhhh no, though Sals a bit saucy

4. Who was your first male crush.......?? Bertie

5. Female first crush...........(as in fancied not something K4t would imagine...lol...)
Sarah

6. What's your wifes/girlfriends name......??.......

(only joking) Alison

7. What's your pet name for your wife/girlfriend.....?? baba link, pup or beeoch
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Originally Posted by Keano4taoiseach
1. Fancy a shag.....?? yes please but not from u bertie.......

2. Fancy carly.....?? thats for you lot to wonder about

3. Fancy K4t or any other of the guys on hear.........(chiboygeorge doesn't count for obvious reasons...lol) ehhhhh no, though Sals a bit saucy

4. Who was your first male crush.......?? Bertie

5. Female first crush...........(as in fancied not something K4t would imagine...lol...)
Sarah

6. What's your wifes/girlfriends name......??.......

(only joking) Alison

7. What's your pet name for your wife/girlfriend.....??


baba link, pup or beeoch


and boy do I wonder about it...........speaking of....nearly bed time........:eek:


Indeed he is, SAL can be a naughty boy when he wants to be, I wouldn't mind him coming down my chimney this christmas, if he can fit, I presume he has quite a beer belly by now.......:D


Bertie....??? please say you mean K4t (if Bertie Ahern (K4 shakes his head in utter disbelief...:eek: )


Too much information Jazz.........unneccssary.......;)
 

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Wich event will you remember for the rest of your short,miserable life?

Do you believe in black magic?

winter or summer?

Who or what do you hate the most?

How this forum will look like whan you become "the big daddy"?

Have you ever any law problems?

dressed or naked bird?

Basketball or Tennis?

beer or whisky?

being gay or suporting liverpool?

Have you ever standing in front the mirror and watching your naked bodie?

Are you satisfied with your size?

Do you like your ass as much as k4t do?




It's all for fun........expect funny answers
 

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How many pints of Guiness before you keel over?

What was the first/best game you saw at Old Trafford?

Can you play any jazz instruments?

Lucy Pinder or Michelle Marsh?

What's your favourite food?

Do you have the luck of the Irish?
 

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Skele said:
Wich event will you remember for the rest of your short,miserable life? lol.....'99 final and my first ride

Do you believe in black magic? errr not especially

winter or summer? summer for sure...who likes the cold???

Who or what do you hate the most? i hate abusers of any sort

How this forum will look like whan you become "the big daddy"? daddylicious for sure

Have you ever any law problems? yes, ive been in a few scrapes and a few cop cars:eek: all good fun though.......:D

dressed or naked bird? silly question........naked pls

Basketball or Tennis? i love tennis and can play a bit

beer or whisky? oooh my 2 fave drinks so ill say both. always start the night on beer and end it on whisky. grrrrrr

being gay or suporting liverpool? nowt wrong with being gay.....plenty wrong with supporting the Pile

Have you ever standing in front the mirror and watching your naked bodie? of course I have,,,,,who hasnt?

Are you satisfied with your size? never had any complaints ;)

Do you like your ass as much as k4t do? no, Bert loves my ass way more than i do :rolleyes:




It's all for fun........expect funny answers
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How many pints of Guiness before you keel over? hmmm 15 maybe

What was the first/best game you saw at Old Trafford? First game was West Brom, east stand tier 2:rolleyes: Giggsy scored a cheeky FK, happy days

Can you play any jazz instruments? just my flute ;)

Lucy Pinder or Michelle Marsh? Lucy by far.....

What's your favourite food? Pizza by miles. could live off it

Do you have the luck of the Irish?
and then some.....some of my friends call me jammy cos Im so lucky at times

SolskjaertheLegend said:
Would u rather be English or Scottish? (if u werent from Ireland)
:rolleyes: another dumb question. Scottish of course. us Irish and Scots are very alike
 

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Hey Jazz

1. How are you today..........??

2 How are you feeling on a scale of 1-10 (1 feeling s***e and 10 feeling horny)......??.....:D.....

3. What is it all about.........??

4. What is your definition of the meaning of life.......??


Enjoy......:)
 

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Keano4taoiseach said:
Hey Jazz

1. How are you today..........?? tired but in great form

2 How are you feeling on a scale of 1-10 (1 feeling s***e and 10 feeling horny)......??.....:D..... ehhh 5 :confused:

3. What is it all about.........?? Manchester United!

4. What is your definition of the meaning of life.......?? be happy, kind and loving and dont be a dick!


Enjoy......:) Thnx bert
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1. Can you 'pm' me with more specific answers from those you gave to ARBUCKS........??..........:D

2. Which striker should we buy in January, if any.........??

3. Who is Man Utds best player, judging by their form this season.......??

4. Have you ever seen Santa Clause........??

5. Do you look like Santa Clause........beer belly/white beard/brown sack......??.......:D

6. supposin........supposin......two men were frozen.........how many men were frozen.......??

Enjoy.....:)
 

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ARBUCKS said:
Did fancy my mates sister from Uni? nah but we were good mates. She could drink most guys under the table

Did u at one stage become more that mates? No

If so can you tell us about it? No lol

LOL
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Keano4taoiseach said:
1. Can you 'pm' me with more specific answers from those you gave to ARBUCKS........??.......... No sir

2. Which striker should we buy in January, if any.........?? The Berb

3. Who is Man Utds best player, judging by their form this season.......?? Rio or Evra....Rio I think

4. Have you ever seen Santa Clause........?? I sat on his knee last saturday and got fart putty from his sack:eek:

5. Do you look like Santa Clause........beer belly/white beard/brown sack......??.......:D maybe when Im 70 I will

6. supposin........supposin......two men were frozen.........how many men were frozen.......?? :rolleyes: 2:confused:

Enjoy.....
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^^ haha young Jazz-meister......!!!


the answer is, none of the men were frozen, because I was only supposin.....(as in supposedly)......lol


ooooh works every time.............try it out on the kids........ :)
 
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