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Cristiano Ronaldo was bowled over
by his player of the year award.

Even though slow-motion replays showed
that it clearly never touched him.

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A friend of mine confused her Valium
with her birth control pills...

She has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

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For Sale- One glove.

Genuine reason for sale:

Got caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia.

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Mrs SR was complaining last night that I never listen to her.

Or something like that.

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My doctor reckons I'm paranoid.

He didn't say it, but I know he's thinking it.

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Lmao, Im glad I logged back in and saw them.
Made me chuckle a few times lol
Some top ones there, best ones in ages.
Cheers Saller.
 
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Whoops, i forgot one..

An Manc gent takes his smashed up car
to the workshop to have it straightened out.

The mechanic said,
"what the hell happened to your car mate?"

"I hit a Scouser."

"Bloody hell, he certainly made a right mess of it."


"Yeah, the scumbag tried to get away across a field
but i got him in the end."

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Lol Two Drunk Scouser Was Walking Along Anfield One See Some **** Down One Say No Its A Rock You May Get Hurt The Other One Say No Its A **** Then One Decide To Take In Hand And Taste It And Said To Other One We Are Lucky That Iv Taste It Else We Could Get Hurt Thinking Its A Rock Lol

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SALFORD RED said:
Whoops, i forgot one..

An Manc gent takes his smashed up car
to the workshop to have it straightened out.

The mechanic said,
"what the hell happened to your car mate?"

"I hit a Scouser."

"Bloody hell, he certainly made a right mess of it."


"Yeah, the scumbag tried to get away across a field
but i got him in the end."

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hahaha.....that was good...made me chuckle...lol
 
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