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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant. 'Nothing,' the woman answered.

'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles'
 

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Bush and powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that bush and powell?"

The barman says "Yep, thats them."

So the santa walks over and says , "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

And Santa says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Bush says "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."

And Santa Exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

So Bush turns to Powell and says, " see, i told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!
 

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Dean555 said:
Bush and powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that bush and powell?"

The barman says "Yep, thats them."

So the santa walks over and says , "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

And Santa says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Bush says "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman."

And Santa Exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

So Bush turns to Powell and says, " see, i told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!
thats a good one...lol
 
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