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Today I read this article from Kirkby Times.

All about problems between them and Noel Gallagher of Oasis.

Funny too but contains plenty bad language so be warned.

Seems Noel might be the biggest Scouse hater ever :p




Kirkby Times won sympathy for its story of the Oasis Duo attacking the Kirkby
Times Photographer.

The incident, reported all over the internet, won respect from the public due to
the no nonsense way in which the Manchester Pop Duo were taken care of.

We thought the matter had ended, but on the 5th of December, we received an
email from a solicitor acting for Noel Gallagher asking for the story to be
withdrawn. This was refused, and hours later, we received a series of
threatening emails from the Noel which we can only now publish here online. We
warn you that the language of the email's is highly abusive.




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From: [email protected]
Date: 05-12-02 01:28
To [email protected]
Subject: Scouse Cu**

Its me you scouse twa*, fu**ing think your something don't you? You fu**ing
scouse c*** The website you run is fu**ing sh*** and your slum fu**ing town is
a fu**ing sh**hole. Fu**ing take the fu**ing web page about me and our kid
off. I paid 23 thousand quid to ban you, so fu**ing listen to our solicitor or you'll
be fu**ing dead you scouse fu**ing tw**. All fu**ing scousers are scum.

Yours Rock and Roll

Noel Gallagher.


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From [email protected]
Date 05-12-02 01:34
To [email protected]
Subject: All scousers?
Sorry Noel, there's no chance of taking off the web page about you and your
brother.

Please stop being abusive, i thought you had learned your lesson after our last
encounter

Yours

Kirkby Times Photographer.


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From: [email protected]
Date: 05-12-02 01.35
To [email protected]
Subject: Scouse Cu**

Fu** you scouse fu**ing cu**. I've had some fu**ing coke, and some vodka, and
I've got fu**ing millions of pounds so fu** you. Fu**ing tw**, scouse fuc***
wan***, fu**ing think your fu**ing hard? WELL FU** YOU MAN, I'M BIGGER THAN
FU**ING GOD. Do you know who the fu** I AM? I'm NOEL FU**ING GALLAGHER
MATE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! FU** YOU AR**HOLE. Scouse fu**ing
tw**

FU** OFF

Noel Gallagher


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From: [email protected]
Date: 05-12-02 01.39
To [email protected]
Subject: Fu** you Scouse Cu**

I forgot to say that you still have not taken off the fu**ing web page, fu**ing do
it NOW scouser, do it before I get you ruined, I'll fu**ing ruin you man, you
fu**ing scouse cu**, are YOU FU**ING LISTENING TO THIS SCOUSE? FU**ING
DO WHAT I SAY.

Fu**ing scouse tw**

Noel Gallagher


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From: [email protected]
Date: 05-12-02 02.38
To [email protected]
Subject: I'm gonna pay someone to fu**ing shoot you man!

I'll fu**ing kill your family and burn your fu**ing house , fu** you for ignoring me I
AM NOEL GALLAGHER, I WRITE FU**ING HIT SONGS AND NO SCOUSE CU** WITH
A FU**ING WEBSITE WILL SLAG ME OFF AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

Scouse Fu**ing scum

Noel Gallagher


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From: [email protected]
Date: 05-12-02 03.33
To [email protected]
Subject: you will die scouse

YOU WILL DIE

Fu** you

Noel Gallagher


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From: [email protected]
Date: 05-12-02 04.36
To [email protected]
Subject: Your gonna fu**ing Roll with it

Fu**ing twa**ed I am. Snorting coke and drinking champagne super novas, and
I'm gonna fu**ing get you. You'll be fu**ed up so bad scouser. I can pay the
boys from Manchester to fu**ing shoot you for fu** all, I'll get you cut up as well
COS NO FU**ING SCOUSER WILL EVER SLAG ME OFF AGAIN EVER.

Fu** You.

Noel Gallagher


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From [email protected]
Date 05-12-02 05:02
To [email protected]
Subject: The Law

Noel, kindly refrain from the abuse, its illegal and if you persist I shall have to
enforce an order preventing you sending malicious emails.

Sorry to hear about the sales of your last Album.


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From: [email protected]
Date: 05-12-02 06.38
To [email protected]
Subject: Your gonna DIE

Now you've done it, no-one but NO-ONE slags off the music right? FU**ing sold
millions, how many albums you sold you scouse fu**ing twa*? Fu**ing none!,
thats how many! FU**ing take the shi** off about me and our kid, i'm fu**ing
sick of this sh**, DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FU** I AM? i sell millions of records I
AM FU**ING NOEL GALLAGHER SO FU**ING SHOW RESPECT .yOU ARE FU**ING
DEAD MAN! dEAD! YOU SCOUSE TW*T

die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noel Gallagher


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So Sad!

There were more emails, a total of 45 in all, it seems Noel was up all night
sending hate mails to Kirkby Times, we suspect that he may well have been
using substances similar to cocaine or amphetamine combined with cigarettes
heroin and alcohol, possibly cannabis. Noel, who has recently been suffering a lot
of pressure due to his inability to produce anything more than half mediocre
music may also be suffering mental problems as our emails clearly show. Its sad
that Noel has come to this. We hope that by publishing the emails it may get
Noel the much needed help he deserves. He will get the oppertunity to be given
that help when Kirkby Times sues him.
 

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SolskjaertheLegend said:
ha comedy......Go Noel! :p

these emails are from 2002 lol, i thought they were recent ha
Is old but these Gallagher boys make me laugh so much bloody mental problems they have - good music though :D
 

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carlyluvsunited said:
Is old but these Gallagher boys make me laugh so much bloody mental problems they have - good music though :D
just normal lads from manchester, and of course he hates scousers he's a manc
 
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