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Whats black and white, and black and white, black and white, and black and white and red?



















A nun with a knife in her back falling down the stairs! :p (Believe it or not, but I was told this by a Brother in my school during a religion class! :p:p)
 

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Okie dokie couple of oldies here?

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
gagged

How can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladys?
bingo

Why did god create alcohol?
so ugly people had a chance to get laid to

Whats rubber & drips down the window ?
Condomsation.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensative, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
 

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Another one for you, probably heard it before?

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
 
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okay ....this is one of carmen jokes :)


There was three girls named Shutup, Manners, and Trouble. One day Shutup and Trouble wanted to go take a walk. They asked Manners if she wanted to come but Manners stayed home. During the walk Trouble go lost. Than while Shutup is looking for Trouble a cop comes up to her. "What is your name little girl?" "Shut up"
cop- "What is your real name!?"
Shutup-"Shut up!"
cop- "Are you looking for Trouble little girl?!"
Shutup- " Yes, i lost her awhile back"
cop- "Wheres your manners?!"
Shutup- "She stayed home"
 

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CArMen_89 said:
okay ....this is one of carmen jokes :)


There was three girls named Shutup, Manners, and Trouble. One day Shutup and Trouble wanted to go take a walk. They asked Manners if she wanted to come but Manners stayed home. During the walk Trouble go lost. Than while Shutup is looking for Trouble a cop comes up to her. "What is your name little girl?" "Shut up"
cop- "What is your real name!?"
Shutup-"Shut up!"
cop- "Are you looking for Trouble little girl?!"
Shutup- " Yes, i lost her awhile back"
cop- "Wheres your manners?!"
Shutup- "She stayed home"
Haha, yeah my friend told me that during French class.
Also great jokes everyone!
 

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CArMen_89 said:
okay ....this is one of carmen jokes :)


There was three girls named Shutup, Manners, and Trouble. One day Shutup and Trouble wanted to go take a walk. They asked Manners if she wanted to come but Manners stayed home. During the walk Trouble go lost. Than while Shutup is looking for Trouble a cop comes up to her. "What is your name little girl?" "Shut up"
cop- "What is your real name!?"
Shutup-"Shut up!"
cop- "Are you looking for Trouble little girl?!"
Shutup- " Yes, i lost her awhile back"
cop- "Wheres your manners?!"
Shutup- "She stayed home"
lol at this joke
 
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