[Spoonman]

We have a great record against Spurs, but if memory serves we haven't won in three against them now. Time to pick that great record back up.

 

[Spoonman]

I haven't slept and will stay up through the game today which doubtless means that it will be a difficult watch which frays my already fragile psyche. No mellow 3-0 wins here. Such is life.

 

[Spoonman]

My dog would provide more incisive commentary than Michael Owen.

 

[Spoonman]

Bunch of dopey fucksticks.

 

[Spoonman]

"By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progresively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about twelve 'o' clock."

 

[Spoonman]

Hope the second half is better.

No shit.

 

[Spoonman]

Commentary:
'Evra is acutely aware that he has defensive duties'
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

Evra is mentally stood in the cereal aisle of Waitrose trying to decide whether he wants Shredded Wheat or Honey Nut Cornflakes.

 

[Spoonman]

In front of any fans, Lou.

Away form is decent though. Home form is as bad as I can remember for a long time. Being so consistently shambolic at OT is almost enough to make you weep with frustration.

 

[Spoonman]

Not many posts in these matchday threads anymore.

I'm working to up the number.

 

[Spoonman]

Depressing.

 

[Spoonman]

It's shite like that the make you feel like locking yourself in a pitch black room and listening to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds for about two weeks.

 

[Spoonman]

The football we're playing at the moment is banal and utterly predictable. Very little imagination. It's like most of our team are just going through the motions.