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Total boredom has resulted in me thinking of possible corny headlines this season:
- The Zoltan of Craven Cottage- Zoltan Gerarescues a point for Fulham
- Hull on the Mendy - Bernand Mendy scores the winner in Hull's first victory after a barren spell
- Pulis stoked with team - Manager Tomy Pulis ecstatic with his team after their first premiership win in 36 games
- Common Sens save Stoke - Both goalkeepers Steve Simonsen and Thomas Sorensen are used in a game in which Stoke keep a clean sheet
- Sagna serves up tasty victory - Bakary Sagna cores winner in London derby
- Adebayor Simply Can't Score - Singapore Man Utd fans sing this lal night long as Man Uts thresh Arsenal
- Err-on Ramsey - Young midfielder puts shot over the bar from 5 yards out
- Gallas takes Mik out of Silvestre - Captain William Gallas given 3 match ban forr punching team mate
- Steve Sits Well with fans - Aston Villa fans name Steve Sidweel Player of the month
- "They are my Brad and Butter" - O'Neil hails his goalkeeping heroes for keeping 4 straight clean sheets
- Ag-bangs-la-whore - Villa striker caught in parking lot sex scandal
- Rafa picks a Barry - Spanish scum Benitez finally gets his target in January transfer window
- Don't nail Ryan to the Shawcross - Manager pleads with fans to forgive defender for fatal mistakes
- Santa Cruzes to X'mas party - Blackburn win during the festive period
- Paul spills the ball - Another calamity for Paul Robinson
- Toney Kanes the opposition - Blackburn defender scores winning goal
- Dave Can't get his Kits on - Striker Dave Kitson struggles to wear his shirt after taking it out to celebrate his only goal of the season
