"And here is Boupa Diop, his wife had a baby yesterday and he's given it away....................the ball that is."
Setanta Sports commentator during the Fulham-Liverpool game.
"I don't like to look like this, but in four or five days I will be beautiful once again."
Cristiano Ronaldo may have suffered facial injuries against Roma, but his ego remained unbruised.
"We have bought two new players, one younger than the other."
Sven-Goran Eriksson.
"The big thing about Newcastle is there is only Newcastle in Newcastle."
Joey Barton making it clear why he left Man City for Newcastle.
"My wife will be glad about Mourinho coming to Bramall Lane because he's a good looking swine, isn't he?"
Neil Warnock.
Setanta Sports commentator during the Fulham-Liverpool game.
"I don't like to look like this, but in four or five days I will be beautiful once again."
Cristiano Ronaldo may have suffered facial injuries against Roma, but his ego remained unbruised.
"We have bought two new players, one younger than the other."
Sven-Goran Eriksson.
"The big thing about Newcastle is there is only Newcastle in Newcastle."
Joey Barton making it clear why he left Man City for Newcastle.
"My wife will be glad about Mourinho coming to Bramall Lane because he's a good looking swine, isn't he?"
Neil Warnock.