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Funny quotes, chants etc... here's some of the better ones!
"When Rio Ferdinand went in goal, I wasn't too worried. I saw him play in goal when he was a kid and I knew he wasn't very good."
Harry Redknapp knew it was Portsmouth's day in the FA Cup when Man Utd defender Rio went between the sticks.
"When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course. I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball."
Redknapp was a little less enthusiastic before the game.
"I've got to agree with Arsene Wenger."
The most extraordinary admission made by Sir Alex Ferguson during his lengthy post-match rant after the Portsmouth defeat.
"It was a strange moment. A month ago I was playing for West Brom reserves against Nottingham Forest at Kettering in front of a couple of people - actually it was just my dad and the pie-seller."
Barnsley's on-loan keeper Luke Steele gets set to play in front of his dad, the pie-seller and 80,000 others in the FA Cup semi-final.
"If I play them in the Champions League, I want to go there and kill them - that's my message."
The Special One returns to announce an interesting plan for Chelsea.
"The only excuse is they have a rugby team that also plays on the pitch - unless the groundsman is sick?"
Life's a pitch for Arsene Wenger following Arsenal's 0-0 draw at boggy Wigan.
"Well that's not attractive to watch...which leads us rather aptly to Phil Thompson."
Jeff Stelling on Sky Sports. !!!!
"It's come off the underside of the errr... thing,"
Phil Thompson during the Porto-Schalke penalty shoot-out. Think it's called a crossbar, Phil.
"There's a few villages missing their idiots."
Lawro on Match of the Day when some Barnsley fans ran on the pitch thinking the referee had blown the full-time whistle against Chelsea.
"There's still two more legs after this."
Everton manager David Moyes speaks of a mystery third leg in their Uefa Cup clash with Fiorentina.
"Before, the problem was tackling from behind, but now players are doing it from the front and from the side."
Sepp Blatter on his ambitious plans to turn football into the World Indoor Bowls Championship.
"We had a very tricky game at Maine Road."
Wigan manager Steve Bruce, forgetting Man City changed their stadium name years ago.
"There's nobody coming in from the left... except Ronaldinho."
Archie MacPherson understating the threat, while commentating on Barcelona v Celtic.
"They've got a teletepathic, teletepathic, pathetic, well it's not pathetic... oh just forget it."
Graham Taylor, commentating on the AC Milan-Arsenal Champions League tie for 5 Live. Alan Green was in hysterics!
"You're just a small town in Belgium!"
Tottenham fans to the PSV Eindhoven supporters.
"You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"
Spurs fans to Dean Ashton during the West Ham game.
"Andy Reid, He plays left wing, He loves McDonalds and Burger King!"
Sung by Sunderland fans at Derby (well, it was better than watching the game).
"And now the Olympiakos teamsheet...wish me luck!"
Chelsea announcer before reading out a list of players including Zewlakow, Patsatzoglou and Djordjevic.
Funny quotes, chants etc... here's some of the better ones!
"When Rio Ferdinand went in goal, I wasn't too worried. I saw him play in goal when he was a kid and I knew he wasn't very good."
Harry Redknapp knew it was Portsmouth's day in the FA Cup when Man Utd defender Rio went between the sticks.
"When I heard the draw I was out on the golf course. I had an eight-iron in one hand and my mobile in the other. When we came out with United, my club went further than the ball."
Redknapp was a little less enthusiastic before the game.
"I've got to agree with Arsene Wenger."
The most extraordinary admission made by Sir Alex Ferguson during his lengthy post-match rant after the Portsmouth defeat.
"It was a strange moment. A month ago I was playing for West Brom reserves against Nottingham Forest at Kettering in front of a couple of people - actually it was just my dad and the pie-seller."
Barnsley's on-loan keeper Luke Steele gets set to play in front of his dad, the pie-seller and 80,000 others in the FA Cup semi-final.
"If I play them in the Champions League, I want to go there and kill them - that's my message."
The Special One returns to announce an interesting plan for Chelsea.
"The only excuse is they have a rugby team that also plays on the pitch - unless the groundsman is sick?"
Life's a pitch for Arsene Wenger following Arsenal's 0-0 draw at boggy Wigan.
"Well that's not attractive to watch...which leads us rather aptly to Phil Thompson."
Jeff Stelling on Sky Sports. !!!!
"It's come off the underside of the errr... thing,"
Phil Thompson during the Porto-Schalke penalty shoot-out. Think it's called a crossbar, Phil.
"There's a few villages missing their idiots."
Lawro on Match of the Day when some Barnsley fans ran on the pitch thinking the referee had blown the full-time whistle against Chelsea.
"There's still two more legs after this."
Everton manager David Moyes speaks of a mystery third leg in their Uefa Cup clash with Fiorentina.
"Before, the problem was tackling from behind, but now players are doing it from the front and from the side."
Sepp Blatter on his ambitious plans to turn football into the World Indoor Bowls Championship.
"We had a very tricky game at Maine Road."
Wigan manager Steve Bruce, forgetting Man City changed their stadium name years ago.
"There's nobody coming in from the left... except Ronaldinho."
Archie MacPherson understating the threat, while commentating on Barcelona v Celtic.
"They've got a teletepathic, teletepathic, pathetic, well it's not pathetic... oh just forget it."
Graham Taylor, commentating on the AC Milan-Arsenal Champions League tie for 5 Live. Alan Green was in hysterics!
"You're just a small town in Belgium!"
Tottenham fans to the PSV Eindhoven supporters.
"You're just a fat Annie Lennox!"
Spurs fans to Dean Ashton during the West Ham game.
"Andy Reid, He plays left wing, He loves McDonalds and Burger King!"
Sung by Sunderland fans at Derby (well, it was better than watching the game).
"And now the Olympiakos teamsheet...wish me luck!"
Chelsea announcer before reading out a list of players including Zewlakow, Patsatzoglou and Djordjevic.
