What Ronaldinho is actually saying:
"I am getting bored at Barcelona, too many late nights out and I am too old now to kick ze ball. I want to move to chelski cause they pay big smackeroolies to me for just turning up and sitting on bench. Man United wanted me and I wish I had gone when I had the chance, but Peter Kenyon promised me big money at Chelski later on so I waited. Now I am too old to be a player at the Theatre of Dreams so I will go and suck their money at Chelski instead hehehe, all that money for nothing, just like Mikey Ballocks and Robbing"