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Married couple on honeymoon,making love when hubby dies.
He goes up to heaven
God asks how he can make the man happy.
Well you could send me back as a sparrow.
so at least i can see my new wife.
ok, god says no problem,
so theres the sparrow sitting on the window ledge
waiting to see his wife
catches a glimpse of her and she's naked
so excited sparrow goes nearer to the window
but just as his wife goes to pull back the curtain
a great big tom cat jumps up and eats him.
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