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A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old ****. As he feels that
the old **** could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought
one young **** from the market.

Old **** to Young **** : "Welcome to join me, we will work together
towards productivity.

Young **** : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be

Old **** : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you
with some?

Young **** : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old **** : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I
win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.

Young **** : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old ****: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope
you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young **** : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young **** allows the Old **** to
start off and when the Old **** crosses the 10 meters mark the Young ****
chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old **** back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old ****, he was shot
dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've
bought this week !"

Moral of the story : Never underestimate an old ****.
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