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Yes this is real and in The Church of Maradona it is not the year 2009 in is 48AD (48 years after Diego :))



The Ten Commandments

1. The ball is never dirtied

2. Love football above all else

3. Declare unconditional love for Diego and the beauty of football

4. Defend the Argentine team jersey

5. Spread the news of Diego's miracles throughout the universe

6. Honour the temples where he played and his sacred shirts

7. Don't proclaim Diego as a member of any single team - he is the team

8. Preach and speard the principles of The Church of Maradona

9. Make your middle name Diego

10. Name your first son Diego



Now thats a church i can believe in! :happy
 
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9. Make your middle name Diego

10. Name your first son Diego
So let's say my name is John Smith and I change it to John Diego Smith as per rule 9.

I then have a son and call him Diego Smith as per rule 10.

He then grows up into the church of Maradona and according to the rules has to change his name to Diego Diego Smith.

It makes perfect sense. :whistling:
 

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Maradona is no good to have a church as Cantona

but he can a Mosque

Mosque of Al Madarona

Catnona > MAradona :piss2: :the_finger:
 

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Reminds me of the Holy Fonz in Family Guy...


The "Fonz be with you"....."and also with you"....."let us eeeyyyyy" *thumbs up* lol



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