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She wasn't drunk zuco, just disgusted. :rofl:



1. How many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror and think 'I'm a fine piece of man'?

2. Most embarrassing place you've ever gotten an erection

3. Which is worse: scat or necrophilia?
 
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Are you the modern day Rasputin?
Yes, yes I am.

She wasn't drunk zuco, just disgusted. :rofl:



1. How many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror and think 'I'm a fine piece of man'? At least ten.

2. Most embarrassing place you've ever gotten an erection. In school.

3. Which is worse: scat or necrophilia? Scat.
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Is there a picture of you on here?

If so, where?
There was, but I deleted it.
 

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If you could swap life's with member for a day..who and why?
Celebrity crush?
any Guilty pleasures?
 
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If you could swap life's with member for a day..who and why? I'd be Stephen and I'd commit suicide, then go back to my life.
Celebrity crush? Jessica Alba
any Guilty pleasures? Smallville :eek:
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Most embarrassing person you've ever wanked about?

Has there ever been a time when you couldn't get it up? (be honest you little liar!)

Is it only 4 inches long?
 
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Most embarrassing person you've ever wanked about? Ronaldo. Wait...what?

Has there ever been a time when you couldn't get it up? (be honest you little liar!) Twice. But it was with the same girl and in my defence she was ugly and I was very drunk.

Is it only 4 inches long? Times two.
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Age of the oldest person you've ever had sex with?

Ever had sex with someone over 13 stone?

Most embarrassing place you've ever shot your load?

Ever been caught having a wank?
 
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Age of the oldest person you've ever had sex with? Mid to late thirties(ish).

Ever had sex with someone over 13 stone? No!

Most embarrassing place you've ever shot your load? My chin :(

Ever been caught having a wank? Yes. :eek:
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Your chin??? :rofl::rofl::rofl:



Who were you caught having a wank by? :)rofl:)

What's the best cup size?

If you were omnipotent (all-powerful) for the day, what are the 3 things you would do? (and you can't ask for more wishes or whatever)
 

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Nike or Adidas?
Gerrard or Terry?
texting or ringing?
one player you would sign for United now in there prime past or present for United?
 
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Your chin??? :rofl::rofl::rofl:



Who were you caught having a wank by? :)rofl:) My ex girlfriend. (And a few close shaves involving my mam and danger wanks)

What's the best cup size? I prefer mugs myself, you fit more tea in.

If you were omnipotent (all-powerful) for the day, what are the 3 things you would do? (and you can't ask for more wishes or whatever)
I'd ban Stephen.....from Earth.
I'd marry Jessica Alba.
I'd grow a money tree that 'flowered' all year.
 

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ok -zuco- have you ever had sex in public, or in some sort of restaurant/shop or something?
childhood fave pokemon or the other dinosaur one?
AC Milan or inter?
lastly, will you marry me? :wub:
 
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