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...Through The Eyes of A Kid! :p


  • "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It
    takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

  • "Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9


  • "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest
    of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

  • "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how
    you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

  • "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good
    too." -- Greg, age 8

  • "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5


  • "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them
    interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10

  • "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on
    television." -- Jill, age 6

  • "One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has
    freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6

  • "My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find
    somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8

  • "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need
    that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7

  • "One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons
    of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8

  • "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
    He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get
    divorced.'" -- Anita, 9

  • "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." --
    Regina, age 10


  • "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live
    one." -- Angie, age 10

  • "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases
    together." -- Marlon, age 10

  • "[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to
    change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd
    just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-
    changing." -- Kirsten, age 10

  • "Love is foolish...but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9

  • "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide
    from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8

  • "When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't
    get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8

  • "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big
    ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -- Jim,
    age 10


  • "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody
    sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy,
    but just for a few hours." -- Kally, age 9

  • "You learn [how to kiss] right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the
    best of you." -- Doug, age 7

  • "If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have
    to ask permission." -- Roger, age 6

  • "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I
    stopped doing it." -- Tammy, age 10

  • "I know one reason kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and
    they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses."
    -- Gina, age 8

  • "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
    that." -- Curt, age 7

  • "The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and
    have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8

  • (on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!" -- Boy,
    age 6

 

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ohhhhh..thats so sweet..some of those kiddies comments warmed my heart.oh to be as innocent as that again..nice one..
 
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