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Darren Fletcher has scored 100 percent of Manchester United's goals this season.
In the pantheon of sentences you never thought you would read, that has to come pretty close to the top.
Admittedly, it is 100 percent of two, and last night's 'strike' against Portsmouth pinballed in via Sol Campbell and Sylvain Distin.
However, the Scot is filling Cristiano Ronaldo's sparkly, self-regarding boots with aplomb, which is probably better than filling his jockstrap with Deep Heat, the discerning football prankster's ruse of choice.
Darren Fletcher has scored 100 percent of Manchester United's goals this season.
In the pantheon of sentences you never thought you would read, that has to come pretty close to the top.
Admittedly, it is 100 percent of two, and last night's 'strike' against Portsmouth pinballed in via Sol Campbell and Sylvain Distin.
However, the Scot is filling Cristiano Ronaldo's sparkly, self-regarding boots with aplomb, which is probably better than filling his jockstrap with Deep Heat, the discerning football prankster's ruse of choice.