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You want to talk crap?
Then keep it in here please.
The shoutbox WILL be back when we upgrade, so this is just temporary.
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How come I never knew about Max Mosley's Nazi orgy until now? How could the BBC live bookmark or my local paper not have covered it?!
 

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Forever_United said:
whats the new shoutbox going to give to the forum ?
:rolleyes: the same as the old one.......
just people 'shouting' at eachother I guess.
there may be some new smilies possibly....but generally the same.
 
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Why did my carbon monoxide alarm just go off after I made beans on toast?
 

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now what the heck am i supposed to do at work?!?! did my boss have anything to do with this?!?! i am depressed...i mean, im not sure if i can make it through a day without zuco's grammar police corrections, or keano's dots, or hagglers irreverent views on life...or, or, or
 
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thekeanefella said:
burnt toast.....the black bits have carbon particles burnt toast is bad for you.;)
I make beans on toast all the time and it doesn't go off.
The toast was just brown, I hate it black :p
 

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diamonds are made of carbon particles
burn enough toast leave it long enough and you will have diamonds !
prove me wrong --- you cant so burnt toast is good just a matter of timescales
 
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haggler said:
diamonds are made of carbon particles
burn enough toast leave it long enough and you will have diamonds !
prove me wrong --- you cant so burnt toast is good just a matter of timescales
I'm guessing it would take a few million years
for this chemical reaction to take place? :rolleyes:
 

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-zuco- said:
I'm guessing it would take a few million years
for this chemical reaction to take place? :rolleyes:
and temps in excess of 1700 degrees c but thats splitting hairs . my toaster heats up pop tarts to double that nae bother
 
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haggler said:
and temps in excess of 1700 degrees c but thats splitting hairs . my toaster heats up pop tarts to double that nae bother
That's some toaster you have Haggles. What do you power it with? Belly button fluff?
 

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fluff mixed with the foul smelling stuff you get from behind your ear lobes on hot sunny days makes an excellent bio fuel ---- if the oil companies ever find out they will snuff me out . if you cant get a ready supply of belly button fluff what you dig out from a nail infected with fungal nail infection makes a handy substitute
 
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