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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, you laugh at the blonde jokes!)

And a favourite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

 

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It goes both ways though (and this one is especially true for Carly!)

Why don't women fart?
(they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure)

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I'd have to say I agree with pretty much everything you said carly.....





except no.4 dosen't apply to me because my balls haven't dropped yet...:D :eek: :eek:
 

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PrinceZane said:
It goes both ways though (and this one is especially true for Carly!)

Why don't women fart?
(they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure)

:D
Hahaha, lmao
 
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