[manutd43va]

phil taylor is great at playing darts...therefore as he uses his hands and has to walk back and forth a lot he should be our new goalkeeper

what about the fruit seller down the streets. he handles watermelon, durians etc all day long. should have great ball handling skills.

 

[Adam]

brilliant news.
but on a serious note, if anybody thinks that this could be a success, dwain chambers tried the same thing in rugby and failed on an epic scale. bear in mind that you have to run with the ball, and many players blessed with super pace get caught up in this department.
but still, would be fun.

 

[WATPOAE]

oh me lads you should of seen us coming, fastest team in the league just to see us running.

 

[Nemanjaaa]

:rofl:
I'm Quick and have a good left foot, i've been playing football at a good level now for a few years..
So does that mean i've a chance too to play for United too?!

No because you don't do the 100m in 9.69 seconds

 

[piazza]

how bout Lebron James as centre forward? 7ft tall, 23years old, 250 pounds of pure muscle and athleticism

Lebron isn't 7ft tall you numpty.

 

[Guest]

Lebron isn't 7ft tall you numpty.

Not far off (If wiki is to be believed).

 

[piazza]

Not far off (If wiki is to be believed).

He's like 6' 7'' or 6' 8'', that's pretty far off, at least when compared to people who are actually 7' tall.

Come to think of it, why'd I take offense to him saying LeBron was 7ft tall, when I should have yelled at him for his retarded idea. I must be getting too much sun.

 

[Guest]

He's like 6' 7'' or 6' 8'', that's pretty far off, at least when compared to people who are actually 7' tall.

Come to think of it, why'd I take offense to him saying LeBron was 7ft tall, when I should have yelled at him for his retarded idea. I must be getting too much sun.

I think I'm in the same boat, it's been boiling hot in Manchester recently. I'm getting a bit confused by it because usually we get about two weeks of sun in the summer and then it hides away for another 11 and half months :wacko:

 

[piazza]

I think I'm in the same boat, it's been boiling hot in Manchester recently. I'm getting a bit confused by it because usually we get about two weeks of sun in the summer and then it hides away for another 11 and half months :wacko:

I heard English people melt in the sun?

 

[scottsati]

I heard English people melt in the sun?

.......we complain like hell we don't get any hot weather

when it arrives we then moan and complain as its too hot and we can't do anything in such heat!!!!

 

[piazza]

.......we complain like hell we don't get any hot weather

when it arrives we then moan and complain as its too hot and we can't do anything in such heat!!!!

Complaining?!?!? From the English?!!?

 

[Gary Is God]

He might be better than Nani

HAHAHA loved that mate.

 

[versa]

Hold your laughter....

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[TFIA]

Not a ******* chance. If he's looking for another sport the NFL would be his best bet, but even then I doubt he has the hands or durability. To suggest he could play PL football is pretty embarrassing.

 

[Drewkey]

Got less chance than Bernie the Bolt... who could at least hit the target blindfolded!

 

[Menlo]

no chance, but it's nice to know he's a United fan

 

[HANDYMAN]

well considering he's (in his own words 2 minutes ago) just coming back from injury, not back in training until the end of october and not back on the track until next year, i'd say someone is dreaming somewhere.


ps he's live on the 1 show on bbc 1 right now.

 

[abojodeh]

We gave Bebe a chance so why not give him a chance? How old is he? Would he take a place from the 25 players quota?

 

[JJtheRed]

Top notch bumpery!

 

[versa]

We gave Bebe a chance so why not give him a chance? How old is he? Would he take a place from the 25 players quota?

Hm.... The jury is still out on that.

But no white text for the latter?!