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ok, now before answering this and telling me i don't really know anything about football remember this. i am from Melbourne Australia (a country where the most popular sport is a game where a bunch of men roll over each other in order to geth the ball) all my friends hate football so the only time i really get to speak about it is when im on this forum.

I want to know whether it is a bad thing because i heard a commentator call them the scousers.
 

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people from manchester are mancs, london ****ney's, newcastle geordies, liverpool scousers / scumbags.. same way you call english people pomies
 

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I knew the first couple of responses would mention the term "scumbags". :D Yeah, it's just a term refering to Liverpool supporters based on where they're from.

Merseysiders is another term but that could refer to Everton supporters since they are lso located near the river Mersey.
 

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lol im from melbourne too mate..

But i love both AFL and Football..

i am surrounded by both sets of people so I talk about football even off this forum lol

But I do love Man United more than any other sporting club/country :)
 

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haggler said:
a scouser in a suit is known as "the defendant"
okay then what do you call a scouser in a four bedroom detached house ans -a burglar.
or what do call a scouse woman in shell suit .ans- the bride
what do you call a scouser with 4 o levels ans- a liar
come on lads theres thousands more lets here them:)
 

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thought of a few more.
Why did Gerard Houllier go to Argos?
It's the only place he could pick up Premier Points.


Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty Scousers showed up.
Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter
said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God
instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes
later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."
"What All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The
Pearly Gates!"


What do you say to a Scouser with a job?
Big Mac please.


Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it would be mugged.


Man walks into a shop in Liverpool:
Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife?
Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you?
 
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