[haggler]

Head of hustler larry flynt has asked the us government for a bail out for the struggling porn industry -

Ben dover was also on bbc news yesterday bemoaning the fact that dvd sales have plummeted with the rise of file sharers and free filth .

Whats this got to do with footy you may ask ?

Well everything my friend . A man generally spends his spare cash on booze birds and football .

Pubs are closing at a rate of five a day .

The quality of mr dovers ladies has plummeted in last two years

And even clubs like ours are starting to put tickets on general sale where a season ago every game guaranteed sell out .

When a man feels the need to cut back on his smut we know the recession will be long and hard .

Lts hope the glazers can still service the debt on lower attendances .

We should be o.k as we have always had good crowds but the wigans and even dare i say newcastles have cause for concern .

Wouldnt it be great for one of these clubs to bite the bullet and when pay negotiation came round offered player 20 grand lass a week take it or leave it ?

When i see ronaldos gurning mug on front of my paper after he wrecked a car worth more than my house and when i realise he could buy most of our homes in two weeks pay i for one hope it happens

 

[dlan4327]

Finally, something worth bailing out. To think, they gave all that money to AIG & GMC.

 

[scottsati]

once upon a time it was unthinkable for us to talk about a major club coming totally financially unstuck but considering some of the world famous brands that have got into trouble and are worth many times what our club is it does make you sit back and wonder.

 

[NoxiousD]

Always preffered Bangbros