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1. During the course of a day, do you think more about Man Utd or about sex?

2. If you had to kiss a male footballer in order to save your loved ones, who would it be?

3. Have you ever tasted your own seamen?

4. McDonald's or Burger King?

5. If you had to get a tattoo on your love organ what would it say/would it be?

6. Where's the most unusual place you've ever had sex?

7. If you could bring back one banned member, who would it be?

8. Is there a rule on this forum, you wish you could get rid off and if yes, which one is it?
 

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If you had to be stuck in a cage for a week with one of Hags, Bert or Abo,
who would it be and why?
 
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Alright....

1. During the course of a day, do you think more about Man Utd or about sex? Man United

2. If you had to kiss a male footballer in order to save your loved ones, who would it be? I never really liked my loved ones all that much :rolleyes:

3. Have you ever tasted your own seamen? No, but I once hit myself on the chin with it :D

4. McDonald's or Burger King? Mickey D's

5. If you had to get a tattoo on your love organ what would it say/would it be? "Yes, they really do make them this big"

6. Where's the most unusual place you've ever had sex? On a bus

7. If you could bring back one banned member, who would it be? Sandy :p

8. Is there a rule on this forum, you wish you could get rid off and if yes, which one is it? No :p
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Jazz 16 said:
If you had to be stuck in a cage for a week with one of Hags, Bert or Abo,
who would it be and why?
Tough choice. With Hagglesworth I'd fear for my anal virginity, probably
with Bert too, but at least Haggs would make me laugh. Abo I'd probably
murder before a day is up. I choose Haggs :rolleyes:
 

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  1. Which currently active member do you hate most and why?
  2. Which currently active member do you love most and why?
  3. Have you ever broken the rules and weasled your way out of a warning or punnishment?
  4. Have you ever tried to get someone on the forum in trouble?
  5. Carly or Sam? :p
  6. What would you do as a significant change for the forum if you were made admin for a day?
  7. Y Fronts or Briefs?
  8. Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussain and why?
  9. If you could swap places with a member for a month, who would it be and why?
I'll think of more! :p ;)
 

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What was your favorite childhood toy?

What non-United premier league team do you like the most?

What is with the grammar corrections in the shoutbox, do you have a fantasy of being a schoolteacher?

What superpower would you want?

What is your favorite joke?


p.s. Why did you ban me?
 
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  1. Which currently active member do you hate most and why? I hate everybody equally

  2. Which currently active member do you love most and why? I would upset a lot of people if I chose just one name :p

  3. Have you ever broken the rules and weasled your way out of a warning or punnishment? Nope

  4. Have you ever tried to get someone on the forum in trouble? It's kinda my job, but I always have a good reason :rolleyes:

  5. Carly or Sam? Threesome ;)

  6. What would you do as a significant change for the forum if you were made admin for a day? I'd ban Abo

  7. Y Fronts or Briefs? Err....boxers or commando please

  8. Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussain and why? Bin Laden. He was framed, America carried out the events of 9/11.

  9. If you could swap places with a member for a month, who would it be and why? Cappy. Cos I could do his missus and that would annoy him :D
I'll think of more!
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Zuco- go to every City game and you can have sex on tap anywhere anytime
or go to every United game and have no sex EVER.
 
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What was your favorite childhood toy? A plastic lemon, I carried it with me everywhere :eek:

What non-United premier league team do you like the most? Everton

What is with the grammar corrections in the shoutbox, do you have a fantasy of being a schoolteacher? I'm a very pedantic person :p

What superpower would you want? I would want superspeed.

What is your favorite joke? What's pink and sits in a corner? A naughty pig.


p.s. Why did you ban me? huh? :confused:
I can't believe I wasted my 4,000th post on a poof from Oklahoma :D
 
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Jazz 16 said:
-Zuco- go to every City game and you can have sex on tap anywhere anytime
or go to every United game and have no sex EVER.
I couldn't live without sex forever so I guess I could
go to every Ciddeh game and cheer for the opposition :D

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Which female on the planet do you most want to have it with?
Jessica Alba :cool:
 

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  1. What do you think is the meaning of life?
  2. How do you think the world was created?
  3. Do you believe in God?
  4. Do you not believe in God?
  5. Do you have a police record?
  6. Ever done drugs? :p
  7. PES or FIFA?
  8. On a rating of 1 - 10, how much do you love abo? :p
  9. Which came first, the chicken or the dog?
  10. Where did you watch the '08 CL final?
  11. Who's the hottest female tennis player to you?
  12. Who's the hottest male tennis player to you?
 
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Keano! said:
  1. What do you think is the meaning of life? To procreate ;)
  2. How do you think the world was created? Big bang
  3. Do you believe in God? no
  4. Do you not believe in God? Err...no
  5. Do you have a police record? Yes
  6. Ever done drugs? :rolleyes:
  7. PES or FIFA? Pro Evo
  8. On a rating of 1 - 10, how much do you love abo? 0
  9. Which came first, the chicken or the dog? Depends who was giving and who was receiving.
  10. Where did you watch the '08 CL final? With my Dad in the house :)
  11. Who's the hottest female tennis player to you? Anna Kournikova but she might not count as a tennis player lol, Ana Ivanovic.
  12. Who's the hottest male tennis player to you? I want Nadal's biceps, he has a bit of a mongy face though :confused:
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